What should I listen to today?

Music reviews and recommendations for gay vampires and cryptids

Classics by Ratatat (2006, funk)

An electric album full of funky instrumental beats. 10/10 background music, good energy and smooth as hell. Probably one of the silkiest albums you'll listen to this year.

Favorite Tracks: Loud Pipes, Wildcat, Gettysburg

Mushroom Music by Louie Zong (2021, funk)

It's literally impossible to choose a favorite Louie Zong album, but this one's pretty up there. Upbeat atmospheric tracks, the kind of music that makes plants grow. Ethereal music for the truly nature-minded, perfect for identifying moths or lying face-down on the floor for three hours.

Favorite Tracks: Fairy Ring Funk, Puffball Pop

The Essential Fishbone by Fishbone (2003, funk/ska/rock)

If you haven't listened to Fishbone yet, what are you even doing? Music that makes you want to give away all your worldly possessions and buy a motorcycle.

Favorite Tracks: Party at Ground Zero, Freddie's Dead, Bonin' in the Boneyard

Eat Your Young by Hozier (2023)

Hozier really said *"Rich people are greedy monsters who profit off our suffering under capitalism"* and you know what? He was so right. Listen to this album and all of Hozier's other stuff.

Favorite Track: Eat Your Young